Okay so my family and I are very close and there is nothing that I wouldn't so for them...but that doesn't ALWAYS mean that my times with them are exactly...great...For example my older brother is 5 years older than I, he is married, has 4 dogs, a cat, lots of fish, and a ferret...I know...(<- funny inside joke about ferret). Anyway, he is not the typical hey I am going to beat u up for the heck of it and make ur life hell type of brother, although I think I may be much more happier if he was...He is the...u can't wear that!! And...I'ma kill yo boyfriend if so much as--*mutter very nasty things at the path his thoughts took*...And then...u need to learn to change tires, ride dirtbikes, use a chainsaw, use gun, learn self defense (Oh yes...his idea of self defense teaching is like, here try to escape this headlock as I give u a painful noogie, I know I am taller and weigh more but u'll get used to it!) and my personal favorites of, don't eat that u will choak!!!, then he makes my life hell and beats the crap outta me...But there are good times to...like my first spit wad..hmm...second grade witha teacher named Mrs. Pope...nice...so was the spit wad in her hair...*snicker*...Then there is my odd little, but taller than me, nerdy, long haired, brother, who is oddly my best friend...he's only 2 years younger than me but oddly since we are siblings I could tell him anything! Nope no sista's here...unless u count my 14 girlfriends (love u guys!!) But to the humiliating part of this...I am 18 and my mom brings up the most horrifing subject!!!

Mom: Kaila I know that u are 18 and are legally able to have sex...I just want to ask u if u eant me to pick u up some birth control, because I would rather u be safe than sorry!
Me:...WHAT THE--!!! Of course I can't say yes to my MOM even if I did plan on doing...THAT!!! But alas the reason for it being...horrible...Being in the middle of the isle of Wal-Mart...where lots of people were...AND on the cell-phone with a more than willing cousin's guy friend(A.K.A already have b/f but it wasn't him on the phone I think that he wold have said the same thing!) So not ONLY did everyone go quiet and look at me but u could hear the 'ALRIGHT! SCORE!!' on the other side of the phone line...great...